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About Film & Animation / Student Premium Member The Great MeMale/United States Groups :icondgray-man101: DGray-Man101
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Feeling like everything I do sucks balls so don't expect much for a while. I'm not likely to make anything beyond the occasional crappy sketch for some time to come.

Quote Collection

"Sarcasm -- one of the free services I offer"

"Over the years I've learned to value people for their knowledge and experience, rather than their looks. Because looks come by their selves. You either are lucky enough to inherit a good looking pair of genes, or you are not. Experience, on the other hand, is something people work their asses off for. Something that takes effort, and deserves respect."

"Funny thing is, we cynics behind our thick crusts of distrust, sarcasm, and all around pessimism are probably some of the happiest people around. All the idealist, attention whores, extroverts, et cetera... They all live thinking they're hot shit and everything is all well and nice, but then when shit happens they slip into depression not wanting to believe how people are so scornful and hateful, yet at the same time trying to convince themselves there's some good, but not us. No, from the beginning we know people are generally shit, and we spend years knowing that, and in the end we could not give two fucks about it and therefore manage to avoid the realization depression all these once-happy pricks inevitably realize.
Welcome to the real world assholes! Remember we were here first!"


S♄εяło¢к♓ołм℮s: "Well, obviously the origin of life doesn't *directly* have anything to do with evolution--but what I was asking is where does the matter that things evolve from come from? It is related. You talk about all the stages of evolution and it had to have started somewhere. "
Me: "Amebas. We all came from amebas. And just like amebas we still want to absorb and consume everything and then divide like crazy.
One of us! One of us! XD
S♄εяło¢к♓ołм℮s: Buuuut where did the amoebas come from??? xD
Me: God caught a cold and sneezed on the world- IDON'TKNOW XD
No but, what if... Just think about it for a moment. What if.
~Evolution and Creationism and Abiogenesis thread, Chickensmoothie

"Well I’ve already resolved that holding my breath on anything regarding you is a quick way to suffocation..."
~Mamoru, Fosterling: Crow's Nest Chapter 22

Faulklin: "Doesn't fucking matter where I learned it, I can speak however the Hell I want to. Fuck, fuck, crap, damn, fuck, shit, damn, fuckety-fuck, cunt, bastard, son of a bitch, screw you."
Mamoru: "I'm half-tempted to make you eat a bar of soap..."
Faulklin: "Try it and I'll shove that bar of soap so far straight up your ass you'll be the one eating it in reverse."
~Fosterling: Book One - The Crow's Nest; Chapter 23

xCleverFox : They're very cherished and they know it
Faulklin: *rolls eye* Yeah, cherished my ass
Havoc: Shut up, no one loves you, you're adopted
Faulklin: *snarls and mauls*

"I had a thought, but it got lonely and went away."

"Sorry, my trains of thought derailed. There were no survivors."

"*Yaaaawwn...* I'm sorry, all I can hear is: 'Hit me, Angel, Please! Attack me! Man I'm so pathetic...'."
~Angel, Wolves of the Mist pilot movie, Part 1, gyptianskystudio

A man complains to a woman that he hasn't been with any women for a while and tries to talk her into pity sex. The woman tells him: "You think you have it that bad? It's all about persepctive, dude. Think about it this way; you've still got your hand, but somewhere there's a guy with a hard-on and no arms." ~A friend of mine

"Annoying people have a bad habit. Breathing." ~Selene Moon

Teacher: You have ten cakes, but you give away two. How many do you have now?
Student: Ten, nobody touches my cake.
Teacher: have ten cakes and someone steals two, how many do you have?
Student: Ten cakes and a dead body.

"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway!"
~Fairly Oddparents "Information Super Highway"

James Norrington: "You were telling the truth."
Jack Sparrow: I do that a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
~Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

"Speaking of the inimitable, while the titles Catcher in the Rye and Rememberance of Things Past are poetically evocative, they wouldn't distinguish themselves from the pack in the Too-Much-Information Age. Nowadays, your project is competing for attention with a video of a toddler trapped behind a couch.(I'm serious, Google it, it's got all the makings of great drama; a sympathetic protagonist, conflict, complications, laughter, tears and an uplifting ending. All in 2 minutes and 27seconds)."
~2012 Writer's Market

Rarely “by the people” and never “for the people”, all governments are designed to protect the ones in power and to do whatever it takes to perpetuate their privileges.

"I have the feeling you're trying to incorporate all the opinions you're getting in the comment column. Do NOT do that. You can not crowdsource a query or you will end up with a query that walks like a duck, spins like a puck, steals your luck and earns your query a brisk WTF."
~Query Shark: #211

"Humans are Weak. They have no fangs or claws. Why, their only unique skill is crying, and yet, somehow, they managed to conquer the entire world. Do you know why? Because among all living things on the planet, humans are the most cruel!"
~Naruto Shippuden Movie 2: Bonds

"Those who make others laugh often need the most help."

"Laughter and cheer are kind of contagious. So when you have nothing to smile about you try to get other people to, so you have a reason to. Plus laughter is one of the best coping techniques there is. People can laugh their way through having a leg ripped off. So when you see people who’s first response to getting fucked is to laugh about it, you can bet they just wen’t through enough shit to learn they don’t have the time to waste being upset."


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AliceMMH Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
nice DA!!! I watch you now!! kiss!! Mememe 
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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for adding my work to your collection.
Capt-SquallSparrow Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
Thanks for the llama. =)
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mindless-cosplay Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer

Thanks so much for the favourite! If you like what you see, feel free to give us a watch as we would really appreciate it! ♥ I am a dummy! 

Windspirit-Aquaeris Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the watch :happybounce:
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cao-cao Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
tks for llama
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GamerGirl62 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for llama!
Venus-Dragoness Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the fav :aww: :thanks:
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Radygashik1 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Thanks for the llama!!
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QuestionSpark Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the favourite!
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