*****A man complains to a woman that he hasn't been with any women for a while and tries to talk her into pity sex. The woman tells him:
"You think you have it that bad? It's all about persepctive, dude. Think about it this way; you've still got your hand, but somewhere there's a guy with a hard-on and no arms." ~A friend of mine
*****Romney once said that women belong in the kitchen:
"Better be careful what you say, Romney. The kitchen is where the knives are." ~Selene Moon
*****"Annoying people have a bad habit. Breathing." ~Selene Moon
*****Teacher: You have ten cakes, but you give away two. How many do you have now?
Student: Ten, nobody touches my cake.
Teacher: Okay...you have ten cakes and someone steals two, how many do you have?
Student: Ten cakes and a dead body.
*****Asmodeus helped the member jack off a horse.
Correction: Asmodeus helped the member, Jack, off a horse.Sometimes grammar is REALLY important! Always add your punctuation and capital letters!
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